You’ve just landed in my digital temple for soulful, conscious & creative visionaries from all over the world, and you know what? I love that you’re here. Hello and welcome.

I’m Patty. I love passionately and advocate for people ferociously. I’m a clumsy fusion of being barefoot and dishevelled, but also meticulously organised. I’ve been a social worker since 1998, and taught yoga & meditation since from 2005, when I also started officiating ceremonies as a celebrant.

If we were friends, I’d be the one to help you write your online dating profile but wouldn’t be very good at helping you stick to your diet. I’m often late to the party with fashion trends and TV shows. I tend to embrace them years after their launch.

I’ve worked with hundreds of clients in dozens of industries who have kicked some incredibly life changing goals such as healing from toxic family patterns and narcissistic abuse, opening a sold-out art exhibition, finishing a PHD degree, healing fertility issues, finding love in a committed relationship, recovering from depression, anxiety + addiction, writing a bestselling novel, becoming an actor, and even launching an internationally acclaimed album. 

I have a gift for restructuring complex relationship dynamics, which is probably why my personal life is crafted with such simplicity. Sadly, my superpower does not extend to being able to program excel spreadsheets or assemble furniture.

I have eclectic and even eccentric taste, with a twist of “but it has to be practical”, and describe myself as a ‘gregarious introvert’, as I savour moments alone, but I also get a kick out of teaching large workshops.

My little family and I live close to the beach. Ocean swims help restore me. In fact, energetically, I tend to peak in summer, and need to be mindful about not letting myself wilt in the winter. 

I have some quirks that are endearing, and others that are annoying. I read recaps and spoilers before watching the next episode. I find it thrilling that I still get surprised, even when I know what’s going to happen. I’m notoriously hostile to passengers who are backseat drivers when I am behind the wheel and I have been known to peak at my presents before Christmas, and then re-open them all over again on the day.

But I can channel an inordinate amount of patience when I teach or hold a session. And when it comes to people and experiences, I have a memory like an elephant. I am anthropologically and socially fascinated at what the human psyche is capable of, and I never tire of challenging society’s status quo. 

Our capacity to transform is equal parts timing, alignment, and desire. I believe it is innately within you to thrive, and if you feel drawn to me, maybe I’m destined to be there for part of your journey. I’ll show you how to turn your triggers into triumphs so that you recognise them when they reappear and more importantly, so that you have the toolkit to transform them by yourself. 

Thank you for coming to my corner of the world wide web, where I promote personal revolution without the woo woo. I freaking love that you visited.


No problem! I have you covered with this online course that you can work through at your own pace and in your own way. Through accessible kundalini yoga (that you can do at your own pace and with your eyes closed), you’ll discover how to access your body’s energy centre’s to balance your energy, clear your mind, heal yourself, release your blocks… and magnify your impact on the world!